the woes of selecting a birthday card
Last week was my friend's Margaret's birthday. I stopped in CVS to get her some flowers and a birthday card. I was a little, uh... taken aback by their offerings. Now, bear in mind, all of these cards are from one general area - I didn't go up and down the whole aisle - but represent most of the birthday cards for women they had available.
How about an angry, foul-mouthed baby for your birthday?
Or maybe the birthday girl is a lush... or a lush.
...more of the same...
Oh and what's a birthday without a little bit of blasphemy?